Tuesday, June 28, 2022

Here we go again . . .

 Yep. . . . there's digging involved in this one too .

Back in April when the basement sump pump was going full-tilt-boogie we had some spray back issues around my blue foam collar where the sump pump pipe goes into the clay drain tile .

Meaning that the clay drain tile was getting clogged with maple tree roots again . 


 About twelve years ago we had the same problem , so I rented a rotor rooter and got about two wheel barrows full of roots out of it . Evidently it was time to ream it out again . 

Called the local RotorRotter Service and they wanted six hundred fifty dollars just to send a camera down the pipe . Another six hundred to solve the problem . EEEgads . . . No thanks .


 Went to Big Orange and rented this rig for 75$ and went at the clay tile for about three hours

And pulled this mess out of the pipe . 

For a sense of scale that root on the lower right there is about 3/8ths of an inch thick

Success . . . . it seemed to run clear when I put the garden hose down the pipe . . .  

Yea . . . don't celebrate so quick  . . . about a month later the problem reappeared .

So I looked around to rent a pipe camera . . .  no one in town had one . . .

Then I hit up my friend Dave , the man in charge down at the Waste Water Treatment plant , and within a couple days he showed up at my door with this rig . 

A giant colonoscope for elephants .

Fancy rig even tells you how far it goes down the pipe and rings a bell when it hits standing water .

Measured it out from the corner of the house and to a point sighting down the side of the garage across the street . At least that was what I remembered it to be from when they laid the new storm drains ten years ago . Then went at it for a couple hours fighting roots and cursing til I was four feet down .

Yea , you should have stopped after two feet found ya nothing you retard . . . . aghhhhhh... 

OK , time put the tools away and sleep on this one . 

The next morning I thought to look at the photos I had taken back when they put the new storm drains in the street for some guidance locating my connection to the street .


 And sure enough , if you sight from the end of the fence where it meets the house right past the bricks around the maple tree , there it is .  I had been digging on the wrong side of the mailbox post .

Fifteen minutes of digging , and about two feet down I found it .

A couple more hours of  . . .

Cursing the maple roots . . .

. . . got me enough working space to try and open the pipe up

To find this mess and a bunch more of it up stream out of reach

So off to Big Orange again for a hundred feet of inch and a quarter polyethylene pipe . 

Yea I only needed about forty five feet of it and they only sell hundred foot rolls .

A bunch of whittling on a piece of inch and a half thick dowel . . .

Gets me this . . . 

 . . . that I attach to one end of the black poly pipe with a drywall screw .

and send in the basement window , down the clay drain tile . . .

. . . till it comes out thirty seven feet downstream at the far end .

 

Cut the wooden torpedo off .

 

Then an hour more of colorful language to make that pipe stub I had saved from scraps they left on my lawn ten years ago fit in place of the broken clay tile I deleted .

Cause things don't exactly line up , and the female end of the pipe stub has a big fat O-ring to seal it except it takes a bulldozer to push it on . 

I manged to bend my six foot steel pry bar trying to lever that pig on .

But I finally managed to get it all together and wrapped it with some Bituthane for good measure to make sure the roots can't find their way in that joint .

Nothing left but to back fill 

 

Push the black polyethylene pipe another 4 feet down to the street and tie it in to the sump pump pipe with a rubber collar . 


 Now the maple tree roots can go in the clay tile all they want to but wont as there is no water in there , and we have an unobstructed run for the sump pump to push ground water out to the storm drains in the street .


Monday, June 27, 2022

Solving Problems

 

 This is what you do . . .


When one of these yellow spouts craps out .

3/4 inch schedule 40 PVC will slip right over the narrow stub that remains after you cut off the accordion part . A bead of Plumber's Goop before you slip them together seals the joint .


As for the self absorbed Libturds that voted for this , I hope you choke on your own excrement . 

You made this happen .




Thursday, February 17, 2022

Digging Ditches . . . . Again

 The result of the ice we got last week is that outside grade level was about four inches above the garage slab . We then got a warm front from down south with a mess of rain and my garage flooded . 

I had about an inch of slush throughout the whole thing . Took us most of last week to clean out the depressing mess . 

Tonight they promise more rain. . .  SO . . . 


 I spent three hours yesterday smashing the ice and frozen ground outside with an axe to create some ditches to give the water a place to go . 

Painful . . .

Exhausting . . .

And the result is an ugly mess

Three more hours of toil and pain today to divert more flow around the back of the garage .

Water seems to be flowing briskly

https://youtu.be/g882KcasNbs 


Have I mentioned how much I disdain winter ?


Sunday, February 6, 2022

Sometimes You Need To Call In The Big Guns

 On Friday we got a day long load of Globular-Warmining . 

 

God awful wretched stuff. Came down like sugar but set like concrete . 

  

Now I know many that don't have to shovel the crap will say that looks beautiful . . . . 

. . . yea about as appealing as sticking your hand in a running blender .


Normally the town public works department runs these rigs around here . Sometimes a smaller F-450 with a dump body . 

On this occasion it required something a bit more serious .

  Sunday morning we screwed our courage together and were hacking away at the berm left by the plow truck in front of the driveway . Could not touch it with a shovel and required an ice chisel to break it up. Then  my neighbor Jeff came by with his plow truck and he knocked the berm down in about three passes saving us about four hours of back breaking labor. We managed to scrape off a light layer of snow from the top of the driveway with the shovels but the hard stuff was impossible to remove by manual means. Jeff then brought over his backhoe and in five minutes he did a quick job of it .

It is sure nice to know folks with the right tools for the job .


Wednesday, January 19, 2022

And yet you wonder why we are doomed ?

 We got new neighbors across the street recently so now when I click to connect to my WI FI I see this .

 WTF???

Someone's fricking dryer and stove connected to the internet ?

I CANT GET AWAY FROM ALL YOU DEPRAVED FREAKS SOON ENOUGH

 


Sunday, January 16, 2022

Feeding Welfare Bums Again

 Given that my efforts to provide improved housing for the Bluebirds was an exercise in futility and  it actually scared them away from their ledge , I splurged for a fifteen dollar bag of meal worms to see if I could make amends and they would come back .

And it seems this did meet with their approval .

For in short order two pairs of them were back . 

all is well with the world again

Even the Winter Wren got in on the action  .

Though this one seems to like the suet better than the meal-worms . 

Given that this is only the second time I have seen Bluebirds around here . . .


 I'd call that a success .

No gender identity issues in nature .

The females have a bit more gray on them than the males .

Titmouse got some too .

Then the Red Bellied Woodpecker spooked them all away .

The other one that' been hanging around here lately is the Peliated Woodpecker .

That sucker is huge , he has to be about sixteen inches from head to tail . Seems the Bluebirds are quite happy to bed down in the holes he makes in the maple tree in the front yard .

Here is the link straight to Oy-tube in case it don't play

https://youtu.be/JMpCVo2L28A